There was no school today, and we found ourselves working from home this morning. On the floor of my daughter’s room was this note, written in sextuplet, I think intended to be handed out as “check the transgression” tickets:
AGAINST THE LAWS
DOING TO MANY PHONE CALLS
DOING TO MUCH WORK
HAVING BIG BLACK CHARGING DOGS
The last directed at our across the street neighbors. The first two at us.